sleep solves everything

tator. 19. non-religious, hyper active art failure college drop-out pretty much sums it up right now.


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I have the mouth of a sailor. I have to remember not to drop F-bombs when I’m ordering my lunch. Nothing is supposed to be offensive about it, it’s just meant to be real.

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blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

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mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

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thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

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johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

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nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

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tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

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jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

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nonelikerae:

Be good to nature. It was here before you and it will outlast you.

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