sleep solves everything

tater. 20. non-religious, hyperactive art failure college drop-out pretty much sums it up right now.

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awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

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we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

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ok like im kind of pissed that 13 year olds on here have nice lookin blogs and good aesthetics. when i was your age i was roleplaying sexy vampires on gaia so im going to need you to start sucking a little more

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hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick


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does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

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*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

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Remind me again why I try to talk to guys?

(10 word story)

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All I wanted was to receive the love I gave.
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