sleep solves everything

tater. 20. non-religious, hyperactive art failure college drop-out pretty much sums it up right now.


ig: _shamuu

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(Source: crystalized-snow, via fake-mermaid)

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

(via hi)

glowcloud:

ok like im kind of pissed that 13 year olds on here have nice lookin blogs and good aesthetics. when i was your age i was roleplaying sexy vampires on gaia so im going to need you to start sucking a little more

(via torrentprincess)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via hi)

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via fake-mermaid)

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

image

(Source: skeletontrash, via hi)

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

(via torrentprincess)

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via torrentprincess)

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(via fake-mermaid)

Remind me again why I try to talk to guys?

(10 word story)

(Source: white--elephants, via sheaonfire)

All I wanted was to receive the love I gave.
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